Total Medals Earned: 4,963 (From 930 different games.) Total Medal Score: 89,215 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
You are even worse than the undead...
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/385 points)
Get some LUV in your life.
Report to The Captain.
Rack up some medical bills at taxpayers' expense.
Breaking the law.
Report to The Captain, completing all 3 games.
Become the Donut King.
Bounce 30 consecutive times.
Defeat a thug named Deebone.
Be an All-American Hero.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (200/500 points)
Destroy 10 enemies
Collect 20 bonuses
Stay alive for 60 seconds in Arcade mode
Finish the campaign
Complete 5 levels in the campaign
Complete the level without being hit
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Destroy all the objects in a house.
Gather all the Circuits needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Coil needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Metal needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Wood needed for the Death Ray.
Beat the game!
Beat the game without getting hit!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (160/335 points)
Slay Goliath
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Defeat the game!
Find a rare item.
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)